Jen Files
Oh yes your favorite!!!! More random, useless information about yours truly!!!! And this one's a chart topper.. I have no Thyroid gland. Well I do but it's IN-ACTIVE. Voluntarily...well sorta. About 14 years ago (WOW I can't believe it's been that long. Time sure does fly) I was diagnosed with Hyperthyroidism. What?!?! Hyper-me? NO, NEVER!I was personally OK with it, I didn't gain weight, had little to no period and had the energy like a drugged up race horse. But ::sigh:: that came to an end thanks to radio active iodine. Long story short for a full 24 hours I was radio active and I remember pretending I had super powers. So yea no thyroid gland and no super powers. Pretty cool huh? Not. At. All. I know-whateves. But on the plus side-still get very little to no period (sorry gals I'm just THAT lucky). But ehhh-that doesn't really matter I have to take synthroid for the rest of my life and I'm horrible at taking medicine (you'd think after so long I'd start to remember, umm nope). Plus my body is a human ice block all the time, pretty much no body circulation and the chances of me carrying a baby (down the far far road off in the distant) full term and healthy are slim to none. Boo. So umm anyone wanna trade?? I'll even throw in thin, fine hair and big bulgy (but blue!) eyes! So if you're looking to waste more of your time then I already wasted check out more info here: Hyperthyroidism
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Oh my friend has that… it sounds like it’s so frustrating! Mostly because of her poor circulation.. she hates it.
But at least you were superhuman for the day.
If that’s not a conversation starter, I don’t know what is…
Amy @ Second City Randomness
March 25, 2010
I should probably click the link to learn more about it, but I see no downside to hyperthyroidism. I’m gonna read the article now, and I might end up deleting this comment. Probably not, though.
Mick
March 25, 2010
I just got off the phone with Donna and now I’m waiting to hear the story about what happened at work. (???) 285-2624. Hope you remember the area code.
Aagro
April 5, 2010